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Nate vs Josh

The Cowboys Lifetime Super Bowl Wager · Est. 2023 · DocuSigned Sep 1, 2026
📄 View the Signed Contract
Nate Slonaker
🏈 Dallas Cowboys
0
Super Bowl Wins
VS
Josh Wieting
🦅 Philadelphia Eagles
3
Wins (in pocket)
💰 Lifetime Winnings
$0
Nate · All-Time
$300
Josh · All-Time
Nate $0 Josh leads by $300 Josh $300
📅 2026–27 Season LIVE · Cowboys 0–1 after Week 1 · Super Bowl LXI Feb 14, 2027 · ~151 days
2026–27 Season · Caesars Locked Odds (Sep 1)
Dallas Cowboys
+2000 LOCKED
$100
Nate's Stake
$2,000
Cash if Dallas Wins
Josh Chooses
$500 Credit or Jersey
📊 Cowboys Super Bowl Probability Meter
+2000
Sep 1 Locked (Caesars) · 4.76%
+2500
Current (FanDuel, Sep 15) · 3.85%
0% (Never) 50% 100% (Lock)
📉 Odds drifted longer since lock: +2000 → +2500 after Week 1 loss to Giants. That's about a 1% drop in implied probability. Nate is undeterred.
Gold marker = Sept 1 locked odds · Blue bar = current market · Source: FanDuel Sep 15, 2026
🏈 2026–27 Cowboys Season Scoreboard
Wk 1
L
@NYG 20–28
Wk 2
TBD
Wk 3
TBD
Wk 4
TBD
Wk 5
TBD
Wk 6
TBD
Wk 7
TBD
Wk 8
TBD
Wk 9
TBD
Wk 10
TBD
Wk 11
TBD
Wk 12
BYE
Wk 13
TBD
Wk 14
TBD
Wk 15
TBD
Wk 16
TBD
Wk 17
TBD
Cowboys 2026: 0–1  ·  Playoff Seeding: Out of position
⚖️ What's at Stake This Season — +2000 (Standard Win)
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$2,000 cash — Josh pays Nate if Dallas wins the Super Bowl (odds +2000 × $100 stake).
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Josh attends a Cowboys game — any regular-season home or away game the following season. Required no matter what.
👕 Josh picks one option within 30 days of the Super Bowl:
Option A — Cash Credit
Josh pays $500 toward Nate's ticket. No jersey required.
Option B — Jersey Opt-Out
Josh pays $0 ticket credit, but must wear a Cowboys jersey to the game.
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Mandatory AT&T Stadium + forced jersey — not this year. Needs odds longer than +2500.
😬
Most likely: Cowboys don't win → Nate pays Josh $100. Season 4 of the streak.
👕 Josh's Cowboys Jersey Gallery
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Reserved: Josh Wieting in a Cowboys Jersey
This space is reserved for photographic evidence.
It will be filled in after Dallas wins the Super Bowl and Josh fulfills his contractual obligations.
Stitched or printed jersey required Generic t-shirts strictly prohibited Must smile in commemorative photo Estimated arrival: never (per Josh)
📰 Week 1 News (Sep 15, 2026)
Dallas Cowboys
Cowboys humbled in Week 1 — 28–20 loss to Giants
Dallas dropped their season opener on Sunday Night Football. New coach Schottenheimer called it humbling. Run game struggled, new defensive scheme looked disjointed. Jerry Jones is "disappointed."
Sep 14, 2026
Dallas Cowboys
Malik Hooker (S) out after forearm fracture surgery
Starting safety Malik Hooker had surgery after fracturing his forearm in the opener. LB DeMarvion Overshown (hamstring) also out 1–2 weeks.
Sep 15, 2026
Dallas Cowboys
"It's a long season" — Cowboys vow to bounce back
Despite missing the playoffs the past two seasons, Dallas entered 2026 optimistic. Week 1 echoes 2025 — a divisional loss, to the Eagles. The team says they'll respond. Nate remains unshaken.
Sep 14, 2026
Philadelphia Eagles
Eagles survive 24–22 nail-biter in season opener
Philly beat the Commanders at Lincoln Financial Field. Jalen Hurts hit Dallas Goedert for a 43-yard TD to go up 24–16 before surviving a late Commanders score.
Sep 14, 2026
Philadelphia Eagles
Landon Dickerson (G) placed on IR — out indefinitely
Starting guard Dickerson placed on IR. Coach Sirianni says Eagles will be shorthanded at guard "for the foreseeable future." Britain Covey promoted to the active roster.
Sep 15, 2026
Philadelphia Eagles
Eagles +1700 to win Super Bowl — near top of NFC
Philadelphia is currently listed at +1700 on FanDuel, third in the NFC behind the Rams and Seahawks. The Eagles Clause in the bet means Nate owes Josh a lower-bowl ticket if Philly wins it all.
Sep 15, 2026
📜 Season History
2023 NFL Season
Cowboys eliminated · Nate pays $100
Josh +$100
2024 NFL Season
Cowboys eliminated · Nate pays $100
Josh +$100
2025 NFL Season
Cowboys eliminated · W1 loss to Eagles · Nate pays $100
Josh +$100
2026–27 NFL Season
+2000 locked · 0–1 after Wk 1 · In progress
🏈 Live
Confirmed total transferred: $300 → Josh
⚖️ Notable Clauses
🦅 Eagles Clause: If Philly wins the Super Bowl this season, Nate buys Josh a lower-bowl ticket (max $300) to any Eagles regular-season game. Eagles are currently +1700.
🛡️ Dynasty Protection: Not active. Cowboys haven't won — standard $100 stake and full payout scale apply.
💀 Last Laugh Provision: If Nate dies first and Dallas never won, Josh may address the memorial: "the Cowboys did, in fact, suck." Nate's estate funds a Cowboys vs. Eagles trip for Josh, Derek & Trevor — all in SLONAKER jerseys.
💸 $500 Termination Fee: Neither party may quit unilaterally. CPI inflation adjustments begin September 1, 2036.